Showing posts with label Jesse Plemons. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 21, 2024

Civil War - I'm Just a Naive Midwestern Bitch


When I saw the first trailer for Civil War, I thought, “Who the fuck would want to see that?” While I still believe a full on civil war in this country is highly unlikely, it’s enough of a threat that a movie about it felt off-putting. More than that, I assumed it was going to be a liberal-minded warning that would only preach to the choir. To be clear, I consider myself a liberal, but I hate overly liberal pop culture stuff as much as I hate those silly “documentaries” that Dinesh D’Souza won’t stop making. Anything that leans too heavily to one side is just trying to make money off people who already agree with the author; it doesn’t actually say anything. 


Civil War, to my surprise, doesn’t actually say anything, either, but in a good, literal way. This film still has a liberal tinge to it simply because members of the press are the primary characters, but it’s not like they’re constantly giving speeches directly to the audience or anything. They are meant to be press members in the traditional sense in that they are there to document what is happening, not provide commentary about it.


This may bother some viewers hoping for a message from a film called Civil War beyond “War is bad and messes people up.” But I was fine with the lack of a message and the lack of a specific reason for the start of the war (there are hints, but no concrete history is given, and a reference to an “Antifa massacre” that Kirsten Dunst’s character covered in college implies that this is meant to be an alternate history version of the United States). 


Fairly quickly, the film makes it clear that this is a flat out war film. A civil war is happening, and we’re simply embedded with these journalists as they make their way from New York to D.C. As a road movie during a civil war, this hooked me. Writer/director Alex Garland created an anxiety-filled story in which anything could happen at any time. In many ways, it had the feel of a zombie or general post-apocalyptic movie in that no one can be trusted, and death is a constant possibility. 


And maybe I’m just a naive Midwestern bitch, but the realistic depiction of a modern civil war taking place in America, especially in D.C. was incredibly effective. I found myself short of breath by the end of the film, and it wasn’t because I’m fat (maybe it was a little because I’m fat, but the movie played a part, too). 


Watching this in a theater played a factor, as well. The war sequences are loud and overbearing, and the prolonged moments with gunfire and explosions create a true feeling of chaos. Being in a theater also allowed me to get a sense of what others might feel about the movie. I didn’t talk to any strangers afterwards or anything, but I made a few observations. First off, a couple next to us walked out during the Jesse Plemons scene in which he’s shooting anyone who isn’t a “normal” American, i.e. white American. Watching this in Kentucky (I live on the Indiana/Kentucky border), my first assumption was they were offended that this racist character is what the filmmakers think of people from the more rural part of the country. If that’s the case, I hate to break it to them that if shit did really go down, this area of the country would have no shortage of deranged fuckers who would use the war as an excuse to make their racist fantasies come true. 


Or maybe they were simply offended by the ugliness of the scene in general. If that was the case, I’m not sure what they were expecting from a movie called Civil War, but apparently that scene crossed the line. Or maybe they received a text message from a babysitter and had to leave, who knows, but I think the scene played a factor. 


On the way out at the end, I heard a person say, “So that's what they have planned for us.” First off, what? This had to be a conservative dude who thinks the liberal elites of Hollywood hate him and all he stands for, so he went into this expecting it to be two hours of liberal lies about “real Americans.” Or something like that, I don’t know how these people think. It really seemed like he thought up that line before he even got to the theater and felt the need to still say it even though the movie in no way presents a plan of action for taking out conservative Americans. I could understand his comment if this movie was about the government using the military to confiscate weapons from people or something, but the fighting in this is presented as two military forces fighting each other for the most part, not one evil liberal government subjugating the conservatives. 


I point these moments out to show that people will still find this movie political and/or offensive no matter what. Because of that, I can see why it would be frustrating for some viewers that Garland didn’t take more of a stand with the screenplay. I found those audience reactions as affirmation that Garland made the right choice. People are going to bring their views to a movie like this no matter what you do, so why bother with a message? Instead, just show people what a civil war might look like, regardless of what “side” you’re on. 


As an experience, Civil War turned out to be exactly what I wanted. From a story or character standpoint, there isn’t a ton there. I liked the main characters, but for me they were simply ciphers to experience the war through and not much more. There is a little development with them, I suppose, but not much. Since the film is just about war, the only development for all of them is how much the atrocity of war changes, or doesn’t change, a person. But I didn’t really care that much about any of them. I was just there for the war, and if that’s all you want from this, then you’ll be fine, no matter how you feel politically. 


Random Thoughts (SPOILERS)


Another dude at the end of the movie was talking to a cop at the movie theater, and I heard him say, “It’s actually a follow up to that movie.” And the cop replied, “Okay, I was wondering because it looks like it’s just from the press perspective.” God, I wish I had heard what movie he thought this was a follow up to. I hate approaching strangers, but I truly regret not walking over to him and asking what the fuck he was talking about.


January 6th entered my mind a bit during this, as well. People storming the White House doesn’t seem that unlikely after that event.


America has truly lost her way if we can’t stay united with Nick Offerman as President.


That town that seems to be sitting out the war (thanks to some snipers on top of the buildings) is probably how my small town would react to a civil war. I hope so, anyway.


So I guess the arc for Dunst is that she starts off not caring about anyone anymore, but Stephen McKinley Henderson’s death and her mentoring of Cailee Spaeny made her care about people enough again to sacrifice herself? I don’t know. And why not just push her down and fall down with her? Why push her away and stand up in the line of fire? And I didn’t really get her panic attack leading up to the White House, either. Like I wrote above, what little character development there is in this just didn’t matter to me, or make sense in this case.


How do you put Jimmy from Yellowstone in this and not kill him?


This is clearly an alternate universe America since they didn’t drive past a single Dollar General.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Jungle Cruise - What If Werner Herzog Made a Disney Adventure?

It’s been a while, but my seemingly yearly burnout has come to an end, and I’m writing about movies again. I don’t technically own Jungle Cruise, but I do have Disney+, which the film will eventually be a part of without an extra fee. Also, thanks to the studios realizing that digital screeners are a good idea, I was actually able to watch this at home rather than drive three hours to the nearest theater providing an advance screening, so it inspired me to write about a new movie for a change. Here are my thoughts.


A Sleepy Movie


Jungle Cruise is the latest attempt by Disney to turn one of its famous rides into a movie franchise a la Pirates of the Caribbean. Though it’s unlikely that Jungle Cruise will turn into the unwieldy juggernaut that the Pirates films became, it is still a very solid, and very predictable and plain, summer film. 


Predictable and plain are not typically considered a good thing when it comes to film, but in this case it was oddly refreshing. Jungle Cruise attempts to be a modern twist on classic adventure films of the 1940s. It’s a classic adventure in that the story is very simple. In 1916, a doctor (Emily Blunt) enlists the help of a con artist boat captain (Dwayne Johnson) to navigate the treacherous Amazon River in search of a fabled tree that has flowers said to be able to cure any ailment. Of course, other nefarious parties (an evil German [because why not?] and cursed conquistadors) want to find the tree, as well. Adventure, romance, action, and hijinks ensue.


The modern twist of it all lies only in some minor character elements. Emily Blunt is a woman who dares to wear pants! Which is such a big deal that “Pants” becomes her name for much of the film. Another character is gay...in 1916! And...that’s pretty much it. These elements are a bit gimmicky, but they do add another layer to a simple film. The homosexual reveal is easily the most emotional moment in the film. And the misogyny of the time is rightfully mocked (a historical society has no issue with the idea of 400-year-old cursed conquistadors [I really like typing the phrase “cursed conquistadors”], but is outraged at the idea of a female tribal chief). These elements don’t elevate Jungle Cruise beyond being a simple adventure, but they are a nice touch.


What makes all of this oddly refreshing is that Jungle Cruise is as relaxing as its title suggests. This movie is the cinematic equivalent of floating down a river. Certainly, that could be a negative experience for anyone seeking more from the film, but if you’re in this for a couple hours of distraction and not much else, then it’s exactly what you want from a summer movie. The best comparison would be to the National Treasure movies. Much like those Nicolas Cage films, there’s nothing about Jungle Cruise that’s annoying enough to hate, and even though the story isn’t as interesting (I just prefer American history, even when it’s mostly made up, to be more interesting than jungle curses), it’s just entertaining enough to enjoy.


Jungle Cruise is a good example of a sleeping movie. If you’re like me, you like to put on a movie or TV show as you fall asleep of an evening. I always try to pick something interesting enough to watch, but simple enough to fall asleep to. If I put on Aguirre, the Wrath of God at midnight, it’ll keep me up for the entire running time. But if I put on Jungle Cruise (once it’s available on Disney+ without a fee), I’ll be asleep before they even get on the boat, and that is the kind of movie I need Jungle Cruise to be.


A Werner Herzog Disney  Film


Jungle Cruise appeals to me beyond its simplicity. I’m a sucker for boat-trips-on-a-river movies. Apocalypse Now, Aguirre, and Fitzcarraldo are among my favorite films of all time. I guess it’s the sense of exploring the unknown, but the visuals of the dense, dangerous river and forest coupled with main characters on dangerous and/or insane quests just hit the cinematic sweet spot for me. That’s why Jungle Cruise is such a fun oddity to me. It features the plot points of one of the Werner Herzog films (Aguirre and Fitzcarraldo), but rather than focus on insanity or blind determination as those films do, this film is instead a family-friendly adventure. It’s as if Werner Herzog made a film for Disney.


Herzog is one of the most varied filmmakers of all time because he is interested in humanity in all its forms. It’s not impossible that he would make a fun Disney film, but it is very unlikely. Because of that, Jungle Cruise will always be an interesting watch for me as I compare it to Herzog’s river movies, and wonder what he would do differently. I like to imagine that he would try to insert more dark humor and a bit more of a focus on insanity. For instance, Dwayne Johnson’s character (SPOILERS from here on out), revealed to be one of the undead, cursed conquistadors, could be portrayed as genuinely insane due to his centuries-long life on the river rather than the pun-spewing con artist he is in the film. Johnson is a stronger actor than he is given credit for, and when allowed to go a bit crazy, he can turn in a memorable performance. Instead, he’s just the Rock on a boat.


But maybe Herzog wouldn’t have been meant to direct such a film. He has turned up as an actor here and there, most notably as a villain in Jack Reacher and The Mandalorian. I liked Jesse Plemons’s manic performance as the crazed German prince in this film (even if I somehow missed just why he is crazed aside from the need to turn any German villain in a film set in the early 20th century into a crazy person), but imagine Werner Herzog in the role instead. He would be much more menacing, and he can seem crazy without going big. I just picture Herzog talking to a bee (as Plemons does late in the film), and I think of the missed opportunity.


Herzog in The Mandalorian is probably the most Disney we will ever get, but at least Jungle Cruise provided me enough to wonder what could have been.


Random Thoughts/Favorite Quotes


Didn’t expect this to start with an orchestral version of Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters.”


I prefer Werner Herzog’s story of Aguirre.


This would be a very different movie if those swords Emily Blunt knocked down at the beginning killed those dudes, but then Jesse Plemons wouldn’t have anyone to kill…


Within the first ten minutes I got some Aguirre (because, well, Aguirre is a character), The Mummy (because of the academic love interest with a dipshit brother), Pirates of the Caribbean (because of the curse), The Lost City of Z (because of the Amazon and the historical society stuff), and Fitzcarraldo (because of the boat) vibes.


“Might be me. Warm, liquid fear.”


That jaguar scene looked bad, and was pretty fucking pointless. How does fighting a jaguar prove that the Rock can successfully navigate the Amazon? I’m glad it’s revealed that he set the whole thing up since the fight was so ridiculous, but it definitely felt like tacked on shit because there hadn’t been enough “action” yet in the film.


Is Paul Giammatti just the go-to now when a film needs an extra, unnecessary villain?


"I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. Which clearly isn't very far, because you are huge." At over an hour in, this is only the second time anyone has mentioned the gigantic stature of the Rock. I kind of like that they mostly ignore it, but it's also more plausible to believe in a curse that turns a conquistador into a bee monster than it is to ignore what the Rock looks like compared to other humans.


Even as a snake monster, this Aguirre isn't as crazy as Kinski's version.


Jesse Plemons is having a very good time playing the evil German.


I honestly don’t understand how the flowers at the end of the film work exactly, and why they can’t just get a ton of them. But, in the film’s defense, I kind of shut down during some of the exposition in the later part of the movie.


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