Double Impact - MVD Rewind 4K

I wrote about MVD Rewind’s excellent blu-ray release of Double Impact a few years ago, but when they announced a 4K release (out this week), I knew I had to revisit it. And what better movie to double dip than Double Impact. 

Before I get into the specifics of the release, I wanted to get into the movie itself. This is one of my favorite Van Damme movies of all time; it’s up there with Bloodsport and Kickboxer, and that’s the highest praise I can give a JCVD movie. I feel like it gets forgotten as “one of the twin movies” by fans, since he went back to the well two more times (Maximum Risk and Replicant), but this was the first and best effort (and Maximum Risk shouldn’t count as much since his twin dies at the beginning, and Replicant is technically a clone movie).

The twin aspect is a big selling point for me. I like good guy Van Damme well enough, but anti-hero or, better yet, evil Van Damme is even better. The darker twin in this, Alex, is not evil, but he’s pissed off most of the time, and he has some problematic tendencies like drinking, jealousy, and violence. It truly shows Van Damme’s range, and he would go on to give some of his best performances when allowed to be the bad guy (The Expendables 2, Replicant). Double Impact allowed him to have a bit of fun with his image. 

Double Impact was also a chance to move beyond straight martial arts movies. Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and Lionheart are all great, but how many times can Van Damme simply fight in a tournament (a few more, it turns out, but oh well)? This was meant to be a blending of the martial arts genre and a straight action movie with plenty of gunplay and explosions. The poster promises as much: “One packs a punch. One packs a piece.” It turns out both twins pack both punches and pieces, but the intent was there. And the hand to hand fights are still the highlight of the film, but the bigger action set pieces do not disappoint.  

Revisiting this new 4K release just confirmed how I’ve always felt about this movie: two Van Dammes are better than one.

The 4K Release

First off, MVD Rewind knocked it out of the park years ago with the blu-ray release for this film. It looked great, and the special features were abundant, with the stand out being the lengthy two-part documentary. All of that is still included here, along with the 4K disc. 

This isn’t one of those night and day or at long last releases, but this is obviously the best this film has ever, and most likely will ever look. Any serious Van Damme fan should consider the upgrade. And if you don’t already have the blu-ray release, then going with the 4K is a no-brainer.

MVD Rewind knows their audience. Beyond the specific special features for the film, they cater to the nostalgia of the time. The disc begins with a faux-VHS intro, and the slipcover has an old poster look. (For those who prefer a crisp image, both sides of the reversible case cover are crisp.) It seems almost silly to have these VHS affectations for such a technologically advanced transfer of the film, but I like getting the best of both worlds. I’m not one of those people that embrace VHS (though I am more into vinyl than digital music, so what the fuck do I know?), but I do appreciate little nods to the world I grew up in while I enjoy the classics of my childhood in full modern glory.

Random Thoughts

Chad's clothes are hilarious. I know they were going for an opposite situation, but god damn!

Only Van Damme would take someone out “stealthily” by roundhouse kicking them in the face.

This was Van Damme’s attempt to move beyond just martial arts and into more gunplay, and it shows when he does the rolling-on-the-ground-while-shooting thing. Always happy to see that pulled off unironically.

You know you're evil if you party at a place called the Klimax Klub.

Van Damme even fucks in slow motion.

“Brother? Why, because he looks like me? I’m going to change that because I’m going to fuck up his face.”

That boat at the end had video game amounts of exploding barrels on it.

And who the fuck was the electrician on that boat? Just backing into a fuse box electrocutes you? Hong Kong was wild back then.

Say what you will about Griffith and Zhang, but at least they’re the type of villains to get their hands dirty and not leave things up to their minions. They want to be near the action. I mean, it’s stupid as shit on their part, but still, good for them.

Container ships are always a good choice for the ending of an action movie.

“What about my father?” What about your mother, too, Alex? You know, she did take a fucking shotgun blast to the face in front of her infant children.

As Zhang falls to his death, you see a regular worker watching. Dude must’ve been showing up early for day shift and walked into chaos. Imagine just showing up to work to run a crane or whatever and some random twins just fucked up your entire workplace seeking justice for royalties on a tunnel. Do you get royalties for tunnels? What were they entitled to, again?

Hellfire - Old Man Rambo

Hellfire, the latest from DTV stalwart Isaac Florentine (most famous for Undisputed 2: Last Man Standing), is sure to please fans of the genre. It’s basically old man Rambo with a western twist. The cast was the selling point for me with Stephen Lang as the nameless savior, Dolph Lundgren as the corrupt sheriff, and Harvey Keitel as the drug lord holding the entire town hostage. The film handles all the basics just fine, and there are a few deviations and quirks that make it stand out.

For the basics, the plot sets up the perfect simple story of good guys and bad guys. It’s 1988, and the small town of Rondo, Texas, is being terrorized by a drug lord and his son. He uses the local brewery as a front for drug smuggling and forces the entire town to help. If they fight back or try to inform on Keitel, they get hurt or even killed. Bar owners Lena (Scottie Thompson) and her father, Owen (Chris Mullinax), are especially threatened since Keitel’s son has taken a liking to Lena, a widow who lost her husband in Vietnam. The film’s cold open ends with her praying to him, asking for an angel to be sent.

That angel is Stephen Lang, a Vietnam vet drifter just making his way through town. As you can imagine, he gets told immediately and constantly that outsiders aren’t welcome, and he needs to move along. If you can believe it, he doesn’t move along, and violence ensues.

From a pure action/revenge standpoint, Hellfire is fine. It moves along quickly, and some of the fights are decent (though the sound effects, especially for punches, are distractingly bad). There’s a lot of basic bad guy shit going in this, but things ramp up to unexpected brutality in the final third. It makes the film stand out, for sure. 

The cast is still the strong point here, and Lang does a fine job as an elder Rambo. He isn’t too severe about it, but he still effortlessly conveys that he can beat anyone’s ass at any given moment. And it was nice to see him in a non-blue role. Keitel can play a dirtbag in his sleep, so he’s fine. And a toned down villain is kind of nice since it wouldn’t make sense for a mad dog-type to get away with the shit he’s doing. But Dolph Lundgren stands out for me. It’s clear that they only had him for a few days as his role is woefully small. His conflicted sheriff was the most interesting character, and Lundgren pulled it off when I was initially worried about a Swede playing a Texas sheriff. I think the film would have been much more compelling had they saved some money by going with a smaller name for Keitel’s part, allowing Lundgren to work longer and beef up the role.

Most people aren’t coming to Hellfire for conflicted villains, though. If you just want to see an old man take on drug smugglers, then you’ll have a good time with this. This isn’t going to blow anyone away, but there’s something to be said for films like this. It reminded me of the kind of movies Burt Reynolds used to make, like Malone. Nothing groundbreaking, just some decent action with a compelling plot. Hellfire has that and a little more.

Random Thoughts (SPOILERS)

My biggest issue with stories like this usually boils down to “Why do the bad guys keep sparing the people against them?” Hellfire doesn’t have that problem. Once it’s clear Lang is going to be a problem, they try to kill him. When the town rallies around him, every one of them is slaughtered, and Lang only gets away because they thought he was already dead, and he sneaks out while they’re getting rid of the bodies. This movie gets dark fast at the end. It truly shocked me when the first townsperson was shot.

A real issue I had was with the time setting of the film. Lang just looks too old to be a Vietnam vet in 1988. I get that they wanted to avoid cell phones and whatnot, and they did a decent job of keeping things period accurate (with the exception of Lundgren’s cop car), but it took me out of the movie trying to do the age math. If we’re being generous and calling Lang 60 (he’s 73, but was probably 70 when it filmed [more on that later]), then that puts him at least in his mid-40s during Vietnam. It’s not unheard of, but it’s rare enough that I wish they just had a line of dialogue to explain it. 

The film also presents the possibility that Lang truly is an angel or something because he literally disappears as he walks away during the credits. If that’s the case, then he’s a shitty angel as he got the whole town killed. Ignoring the disappearing aspect, it is revealed that he was under Keitel’s command in Vietnam, and Keitel’s orders led to the death of a lot of soldiers. So was Lang always just on a revenge mission, and the angel shit was just a coincidence. If so, once again, it’s pretty shitty that he got the whole town killed (except for Lena) for a personal vendetta. Just show up and shoot Keitel, dude. No need to Count of Monte Cristo this shit and fuck up everybody.

Lundgren’s character surprised me when he basically decided enough was enough. Normally, his character would’ve been treated as a mini-villain to be taken care of before the main fight. But he gains a conscience, which immediately earns him some bullets to the chest. It’s realistic, but it left me wanting more from him. 

For whatever reason, this has been shelved for over three years. I don’t understand why, though the eight or nine production company logo sequences at the beginning certainly made sense once I found that out. I figured the three big names alone could have sold this sight unseen. But I suppose names don’t mean as much these days.

The Rules of Attraction - James Van Der Beek Tribute

The Rules of Attraction was a very important movie for me back in 2002. To date, it is the only movie I have ever watched in a theater on back to back nights. This nihilistic look at young relationships at a fictional college spoke to me. (I was an eighteen-year-old college freshman at the time.) As someone who was perpetually miserable when it came to romance until I met my wife years later, I identified with Sean Bateman (James Van Der Beek) and (idiotically) fancied myself the dark, “emotional vampire” that he claimed to be. Of course, the big difference was that both the character and actor had a natural charm that I lack, and the character was far more fucked up than I ever dreamed of being. This guy was a coke dealer with a serial killer older brother; I hadn’t even developed a taste for beer at that time and was still almost exclusively drinking screwdrivers made with Kamchatka vodka and Sunny Delight (not that I want to, but to this day I can’t drink Sunny D without getting grossed out, but perhaps that’s for the best). But I realized all this years later. At the time, this film felt like it was made just for me.

If this ever gets a good 4K release, I’ll devote way too many words about every aspect of the film: the music that I still love, the camera work, the cast of TV stars trying to break bad, the unreleased Glitterati film that would have gotten Kip Pardue canceled back in 2002 instead of 2019 (which also would have been for the best), the Casper Van Dien as Patrick Bateman deleted scene, Roger Avary’s unfortunate career since this film, etc. I still love it all, even though I don’t identify with it any longer. Instead, it’s a nostalgic snapshot of the time, and a reminder of who I thought I was back then. But that’s for another time, hopefully. Instead, I wanted to focus on James Van Der Beek in light of his recent death, as this is by far my favorite performance of his career. 

I never watched a single episode of Dawson’s Creek, and I never saw his later TV work, but James Van Der Beek made a huge impact on me with just two film roles: Mox in Varsity Blues and Sean Bateman in The Rules of Attraction. I rewatched Varsity Blues right after I heard the news of his passing, but, with all due respect, I like that performance ironically (you know, the “I don’t want YOUR life!” of it all). But with Sean Bateman, Van Der Beek was perfectly cast.

You might not immediately think of James Van Der Beek when you hear “emotional vampire,” but thankfully Roger Avary did (after initially wanting James Franco for the role and then deeming him wrong for the part). Van Der Beek has plenty of fun with the role, seeming to enjoy getting to play a dick with a couple catchphrases (“Rock ‘n’ Roll” and “Typical”).

He’s a scumbag drug dealer, but since it’s Van Der Beek, he’s still likeable. There aren’t many actors who could make a suicide attempt funny (especially when said scene takes place just minutes after a serious and disturbing suicide scene), but Van Der Beek could. It’s the way he portrays frustration and anger. He spends a lot of the film pissed off, and it’s funny because of his facial performance. 

Van Der Beek, much like Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, makes an amazing disgusted face. You can tell that most moments and people sicken him, and it adds to the dark comedy of the film. He has no right to be mad at anyone but himself, but it doesn’t matter because you can tell that he believes he is in the right. This is something Van Der Beek confirms in an interview from a few years ago as he claims he sees Sean more tragic than irredeemable. 

Because of this, it’s easy to still be on his side even though he punches Jessica Biel in the face and says shit like, “Since when does fucking someone else mean that I’m not faithful to you?” It takes a truly charismatic actor to portray that kind of dick and remain at least partially likeable. 

It’s sad that James Van Der Beek died so young, and it’s unfortunate that he wasn’t given more dark roles like Sean Bateman after The Rules of Attraction. But at least Roger Avary saw the potential, and we were blessed with this one. I might not identify with this character any more (thank Christ), but I can still enjoy him, and that’s thanks to Van Der Beek’s great performance.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die - "It's Going to Be Okay. Or It's Not. I Don't Know."

AI has been an inevitable enemy in science-fiction for decades now. As it became more and more prevalent in recent years we could all make nervous jokes about Skynet, quietly hoping something or someone would step in and slow it down. And now that it's rearing its awkward head into our everyday life with weird-ass social media profile pics, slightly wrong search results, and somehow worse customer service chatbots than ever before, it’s time to get serious. Or is it?

Before, with film franchises like The Terminator, the AI revolution was treated with apocalyptic dread. But now that it might be real, Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (hereafter simply referred to as Good Luck) presents it with apocalyptic humor. AI is inevitable, so why not have a little twisted fun while the world ends?

Just like The Terminator, Good Luck (Gore Verbinski’s first film in nearly a decade) starts with time travel. A crazed Sam Rockwell, dressed in apocalyptic future-chic plastic and electronics, walks into a diner at 10:10 P.M. and tries to start a revolution. He claims to be from the future. A future in which our addiction to our screens has turned the human race into full-on technology addicts unable to take off our VR headsets as we choose a manufactured reality over the actual one. Of course, Rockwell just seems insane, and he pretty much is. According to him, he’s already tried this nearly two hundred times, trying and failing to pick the right combination of unwilling diners to save the world by making it to the house of the child who created the AI program that dooms the world and installing software from the future that will alter it enough to allow humanity to come back to reality. 

This isn’t a mission to destroy AI. AI is inevitable, but with the right safeguards the world can continue to exist. None of this sounds very fun on paper, but Rockwell’s future man is fed up after so many attempts, so while he tries to recruit the unbelieving diners he also gets to point out how terrible some of them have been on past missions, telling certain diners how many times they have died in previous attempts. He’s like a video game player at the end of his rope attempting an impossible level. 

Rockwell isn’t the only player in this particular video game. Through flashbacks scattered throughout the mission, we learn about his ragtag group of world-savers. There’s Mark (Michael Peña) and Janet (Zazie Beetz), teachers who live in constant fear of their phone-addicted zombie students. Susan (Juno Temple) is a mom who recently lost her son in a school-shooting, which is such a common occurrence that a company has now begun cloning victims (and the shooters), allowing grieving parents to tweak their new children by picking their personality, hobbies, and beliefs. And there’s Ingrid (Haley Lu Richardson), a birthday party princess who is so allergic to wi-fi and phones that it causes nosebleeds, who recently lost her boyfriend to AI (he left to go to a facility that will take care of his body while he stays plugged into the VR world that he finds better than the real one). There are a few others, but just like in video games, they’re just there to be bodies as the core group advances.

This still doesn’t sound very funny, I know, and the school-shooting element is sure to ruffle plenty of feathers. It’s satirical, but people have a harder time accepting satire when it seems like something that could really happen in our lifetimes. Satire is easier to laugh at when it takes place hundreds of years in the future like Idiocracy. But when a movie acknowledges that school shootings are so commonplace that we don’t even treat them as major events anymore, then suddenly that satire becomes more scary than funny to some. 

And that’s the balance that will tip people one way or the other with Good Luck. How funny do you find our current path to dystopia? Beyond the school shooting aspect, many people might not find the humor in the film’s commentary on technology and AI, especially with AI starting to take jobs away (they’re even giving away free tickets to the film to anyone who has lost their job to AI). 

Some people, like myself, will find the humor in Matthew Robinson's lively script acceptable and welcome in a genre that is often too serious. Others will either find the film too accurate for comfort or too exaggerated to laugh at. It might be a generational issue, though I can’t stand lumping people into individual generations that all agree on things. I’ll put it this way: if you look around at people, especially younger people, glued to their phones and think the world was better before phones and the internet, then this might be frighteningly on point. Or: if you grew up with social media and phones and everything, this might come across as “old man yells at cloud,” and it could be distractingly alarmist. People like me (millennials, if a generational tag is necessary), who grew up as phones and the internet became more prevalent and adapted along the way, might be able to see the current world with equal parts amusement and fear. And that’s the sweet spot to enjoy this film.

Rockwell is another key to enjoying Good Luck. He keeps the film going even if you don’t find the subject matter comedic. He’s perfect at playing a crazed asshole who seems to be annoyed that he has to save the world. The film is at its best when he’s talking to shit to his reluctant team. Aside from that, the pure chaos of the film is fun if you’re just willing to go with it. Once you accept that insane shit is going to keep happening, it’s a fun ride. It’s a long ride, though. There’s no reason for this to be over two hours long. I complain about this too often, but if a film has a character constantly checking a timer on his wrist, it’s going to make the viewer check the time, too. It doesn’t ruin it, but a film with this tone and pace should keep things as brief as possible, especially when the main character seems to be in such a hurry from the get-go. All of these aspects don’t matter one way or the other, though, depending on your fear of technology.

I think we’re all, young and old, on our screens too much, but I also don’t think it’s the end of the world. Every generation hates advancing technology because it’s just another example of our impending deaths. But death is inevitable, and if AI is going to end the world, that’s probably inevitable, too. So why worry so much? The film’s title says it all. In the film it’s a saying used in the VR world that will eventually end life as we know it. But it works for the real world, too. What can we do but hope for some luck, try to have fun, and put off dying as long as we can? 

If that sounds too nihilistic, then Good Luck probably isn’t for you. But if you’re willing to laugh a little at our possible impending doom (because what else can you do) then this overlong, chaotic film can be a good time. 

Random Thoughts (SPOILERS)

Since this is the rare movie I had a chance to watch and write about before wide release, I tried to keep my review as spoiler-free as possible. But there’s a lot I want to get into in spoiler-territory, so here goes.

This film is dark, but I think the darkest element is that the whole film takes place in the VR world, meaning no matter what happens, the humans lose. The film doesn’t acknowledge this, though, as the ending seems almost hopeful with Rockwell seemingly having things figured out because of his mom’s allergy to technology. But the film clearly doesn’t take place in reality. Ignoring the time travel, there are the zombie teenagers and the school shooting clones. Okay, maybe this is an alternate reality. But what about the giant centaur cat that pisses glitter? And the impossibly large room the AI-creating kid is in? That shit means everyone is in a video game. And there’s a reason the title of the film comes from the VR game: they’re in the VR game.

When you think about this as a video game film, a lot of it falls into place. Rockwell talks shit to the diners so much because he’s the main character, and they don’t realize that they are NPCs, to use a gamer term. For the record, I believe everyone in the diner is an actual person with a VR headset on somewhere; but, like in life, some people don’t know that they’re unimportant.

“AI’s gonna try and give you everything you ever wanted: constant distraction, memorable characters, challenges and obstacles to overcome, exciting stakes that matter, and a satisfying ending. But in the end, it will all be a lie. And you’ll live in a cage.” 

This quote is repeated as Ingrid realizes they didn’t complete the mission. I took it to also mean they’re all in the VR world. Once again, the film makes it seem like there’s still a chance they can beat the AI at the end. But that’s not possible within the VR world. Or maybe it is? The ending really has me torn. I just wish there was an acknowledgement that they are in the VR world, but now they’re looking for a way out of it. 

More evidence that they’re in the VR world: the existence of time travel, the clientele of the diner at 10:10 at night (especially the boy scouts), the stuffed animals in the claw game foreshadow future issues (a robot, a rat, etc.), the police response, and the general otherworldliness of it all.

This is not the best movie to watch right after you got your kid a VR headset for Christmas, and he’s pretty obsessed with it. The battery life is shit, though, so I’m sure it’ll all be fine. 

Rockwell’s character is fun because he’s equal parts grizzled vet who knows everything and clueless bystander who doesn’t know what’s going on half the time. And Rockwell is so good at both sides.

Rockwell punching the kid really got me. Best surprise kid punch since Due Date.

John Carpenter vibes, mainly during the school segment. The score is an obvious homage, but I also found the zombie-like teenagers to be reminiscent of the homeless in Prince of Darkness. 

I bitch about movie length a lot, but in this one it just felt like things dragged on a bit too long near the end. Case in point (thanks to getting a digital screener I could check the time stamps because I’m fucking crazy), when Rockwell checks his timer near the end, it reads 5:20. This happens at 1:42:12, but instead of it reaching zero at 1:47:12, it gets to its final seconds at 1:52:12, and then time slows to a crawl as Ingrid is sucked into the machine to talk to the evil AI boy. By the time she comes out and the clock actually reaches zero, it is 1:57:32. Five minutes takes fifteen minutes in this movie. 

By the way, it’s just a nitpick. I had a lot of fun with this one.

Knock Off - MVD Rewind

Knock Off, available for pre-order from MVD Rewind (releasing February 17) has evolved for me over the years. When I first watched this frenetic piece of Hong Kong cinema, literally filmed during the transfer of power back to China, I was very disappointed. I wanted classic Kickboxer / Bloodsport Van Damme, and I ended up with a silly film with rickshaw races and exploding baby dolls. To make matters worse, this was one of the last theatrical releases for Van Damme. I wrote this off as a late career misstep. Even when I re-visited it years later for this site, I was more negative than positive. Now, with MVD Rewind’s awesome 4K / Blu-ray upgrade, I finally get it.

A large part of my enjoyment of this film is the practical action of it compared to modern action movies. The stunts in this film are great and clearly practical aside from some explosions here and there. And the fight scenes, though chaotic, are also a lot of fun. When coupled with director Tsui Hark’s “go anywhere” camerawork (an early moment has the camera follow Van Damme’s foot into a knock off running shoe), Knock Off looks more impressive with each passing year.

I’ve also watched more Hong Kong cinema over the years, and knowing a little more what to expect from a Hong Kong film makes this easier to enjoy. With Hong Kong in mind, I know this is going to move quickly, literally and figuratively, and I might not know what the hell is going on from scene to scene, but it’s going to be entertaining. 

So while the plot involving nano-bombs, knock off jeans, Rob Schneider as a CIA agent, etc. might make little sense, it really doesn’t matter. This is a wild ride from start to finish, and you’re better off shutting your brain off for it and enjoying the inventive camerawork and stuntwork. 

This is not to say Knock Off is a classic. This will always be lesser Van Damme, but it certainly deserves another look if, like me, you dismissed it originally. Of course, the MVD Rewind treatment makes it all go down much smoother.

The Transfer

If you catch this movie on a free streamer like Pluto, it’s a tough watch. The sound mix is abysmal, and it just looks okay. The new restoration makes this a no-brainer in terms of quality. If you like this movie at all, this will be the definitive release to own.

Special Features

MVD Rewind is a dream company for Van Damme fans. They’ve already made the best versions of Double Impact and Lionheart (and I’m assuming Black Eagle, though I haven’t checked out that release yet), and they treat Knock Off with equal reverence. 

The slip-covers are nice, with the Blu-ray release getting the vintage VHS look, and the 4K getting a more traditional cover-art release. 

Each version also includes a mini-poster, which I hope to someday convince my son to hang up in his room. 

Beyond the great physical media aesthetics, the regular special features are nice, as well.

The archival making of is decent since it features plenty of on-set interviews. It's oddly promotional while also giving away almost all of the plot. But it gives a nice glimpse of what filming was like during the historic transition.

The 2020 interview with de Souza claims they were originally going to be able to film the transfer of power in Hong Kong with Prince Charles, and it would have implied that the explosions at the end would have threatened that. But the budget changed and they couldn't, so now you just get the TV coverage, and it doesn’t seem like anything happening in the movie has much to do with the transfer ceremony aside from being on the same day. To be fair, there is the moment when the boat gets too close and the gunships go to intercept, but the boat turns away and they stand down.

The interview with producer Moshe Diamant also brings up the transfer of power missed opportunity.

The new de Souza interview is half a career retrospective and half about Knock Off. He praises the stunts, and rightfully so. As action movies get more and more digital, the insane practical stunts of a movie like this make it better with each passing year. And de Souza is simply an entertaining storyteller, so going through his career leading up to Knock Off is interesting, as well.

Diamant and de Souza both seem a little too proud that nano-bombs kind of came true (mainly with the Hezbollah pager bombing thing from a few years ago).

Random Thoughts 

This has to be the first JCVD foot cam moment.

Also the first time he's been whipped in the ass with an eel by Rob Schneider…on film, at least.

“Thankness, god.” Clearly Van Damme was meant to say, “Thank goodness,” or “Thank god,” and, “Thankness, god,” is what came out. The fact that they just kept that in instead of doing another take is a perfect example of the tone of this film.

Rob Schneider is much more convincing as a sleazy jeans counterfeiter than as a CIA agent.

Sure, the very first time I watched this and there was a prolonged rickshaw race ten minutes in that featured an exploding shoe and Rob Schneider whipping Van Damme with an eel, I thought, “What the fuck is this shit?” But after nearly thirty years and at least five re-watches, I dig it now.

It’s worth upgrading for the sound mix alone. It makes it almost unwatchable on Pluto. I haven’t checked the sound on other streamers.

The stunt with the car landing on the water bottles is nuts. It looks like one stunt dude on the ground misses getting hit by inches.

After watching this three times in as many days, I think I finally understand the plot.

I think the giant Buddha blowing up would be a bigger deal, especially with the handoff going on. But no one even makes a comment about it.

The final set piece on the boat is too frenetic. There’s some good shit in there that gets lost in the editing. 

Paul Sorvino inexplicably survives two nuclear-level explosions, but I think he’s really dead with the third one. 

Schneider is still talking about the jeans at the end, saying “our jeans.” Was his role in the jeans company not a CIA front? Did the movie forget he was an agent? Did he forget?

The film ends with what has to be drunken ad-libs from Schneider, talking about forming the lingerie football league. And the film closes with him saying, “No action movie would be complete without sweat.” This is fourth-wall breaking, and what is he even referencing? That’s why I think it was a candid moment that Tsui Hark just left in.